Velvet Launderette

Seduction, sedation, it's the easy way

Seduction, sedation, all your anger slips away

Lean back now, relax now, it's a lover's dream

Give up now, give in now, no-one hears your velvet screams

We're so friendly, you can trust us, can you feel the velvet glove

Can you feel the fist of iron, it's a parody of love

Seduction, sedation, we stroke you with a velvet hand

A velvet finger pointing to the promised land

Step inside, we'll show you where the grass is always green

Our intentions are so friendly, silky satin, smooth as cream

se**** engineering, you've been taken in

Don't you ever feel the velvet snag against your skin

Seduction, sedation, did we push or did you fall

In a voice so sweet and gentle

We tell you as you hit the floor

We mean no harm at all

We lash you with a velvet whip of ambition

As we lead you up against the wall

And in a voice so soft and gentle

Tell you as the shots ring out we mean no harm at all

Just step into the velvet launderette

You'll have an experience you really won't forget

You'll like it in the velvet launderette