Whiskey Voice

Coming back from spending feeling

Beaten back by daring to beat

The rising cost of seduction -

Not only is it unlucky to step

On the cracks between the paving stones

It's not even safe to step on the spaces

Trying to remember

When the pain in my body

Became an everyday thing

Not just something to see the doctor about

Having read the piece in the paper about

How alcohol affects a woman's liver

A vital organic molestation

I'm sure I got the basic facts straight

What I really want

No joke

Is strong steady fingers rubbing my body

When I lie down, oh yes

Best keep your interest up Mrs.

Hang on to your looks a bit Mrs.

But mind them paving stones

Christ! the bottle's heavy

Maybe I should get them delivered