Let's Get Ugly

She says I'm a bum, she says I'm a rogue

It's my style, my third rate backstreet vogue

She says that I'm fat, I say that she's thin

It's 1987 and ugly is in

If we're in your street, all girls and guys

Will run like hell for hair and hide

So don't get down if you're not so lovely

It's 1988 - time to get ugly

Should be a crime to be that ugly

She's a real ugly lady - U!

The ugliest in the world - G!

You know I don't mean maybe - L!

So won't somebody tell me - Y!

It should be a crime to be that ugly

Ugly, oh yeah, she's my ugly girl

Ugly, oh yeah, tailor-made for another world

Ugly, oh yeah, seems to wear it well

Ugly, oh yeah, we suit each other well

"Hot as hell, hot hot hot as hell"

She likes to get down, she likes to get dirty

We like to fool around like Pinky and Perky

A roll in the mud never hurt this pig

It's 1989 and ugly is in

We steal our style from the bargain bin

A style pig sty is the state we're in

So don't get down if you're not so lovely

It's 1990 - time to get ugly

Should be a crime to be that ugly

She's a real ugly lady - U!

I mean ugly, ugly, urghhh - G!

You know I don't mean maybe - L!

So won't somebody tell me - Y!

It should be a crime to be that ugly

"Hot as hell"

Rockman rock!

Yo! Go!

"Do one more"

"Hot hot hot as hell"

And it should be a crime to be that ugly

Ugly

"...Precisely"