Tonz Of Fun

How shallow can a man be

I borrowed this story from a friend

now an enemy

'cause no friend of mine would ever cross the line

and disrespect a lady of any kind

Stranger in my bed

can't recall last night

that's why

I'm sleepin' with Carney Wilson's head

oh god

got to wash my nuts

I've done it once again

Go Go get dressed

get outta my bed

now find your way home

Go

Lucky to have survived

she was more than twice my size

big is beautiful

but I'm just a small guy

and I could break

under the weight of her thighs

maybe now I should quit my drinkin'

what was I thinkin'

oh god

I've done it once again

Go Go get dressed

get outta my bed

now find your way home

Go

I had the beer goggles strapped on

passed out

face down

naked on the lawn

awakened by the vibration of the earth shaking

the type of girl that literally brings home the bacon

in my state of mind

I was hers for the taking

it seems she was interested in some lovemaking

"do you know Jay Slim, I heard he was hung"

it was then that I knew

we were in for wang chung

she grabbed my car keys

my ID

we dipped

in between sips of Schlitz

she kept lickin' her lips

I couldn't tell if that meant she wanted my dick

or to drive-thru KFC for another drumstick

I feel so ashamed

no one to blame but myself

I've done it once again

Go Go get dressed

get outta my bed

now find your way home

Go

How shallow can a man be

he must be too blind to see

that he's bleeding insecurities

and she cries…