Dorothy Parker

Come on out here, Rhonda

Dorothy was a waitress on the promenade

She worked the night shift

Dishwater blond, tall and fine

She made a lot of tips, oh yes sir

Earlier I'd been talkin' stuff in a violent room

Fightin' with lover's past

I needed someone with a quicker wit than mine

Dorothy was fast, yeah yeah

I ordered - "Yeah, let me get a fruit cocktail and a pizza"

Dorothy laughed

She said - "Sound like a real man to me, now

You're kinda cute, you want to take a bath?"

Do you want to, bath?

And, I said - "Cool, I'm leavin' my pants on

Kinda goin' with someone"

"Sound like a real man to me

Mind if I turn on the radio?" G!

"Ah, my favorite song," she said

And it was Joni singing, ("Help me, I think I'm falling")

The phone rang and she said

"Whoever's calling can't be as cute as you"

Dorothy Parker was cool

Dorothy Parker, Dorothy Parker, Dorothy Parker

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