Pope

(You don't understand)

(I ain't scared of you mutha fuckas)

(Kick it)

(Stir it like coffee)

The Pope

(Stir it like muthafuckin' coffee)

The Pope

(The hell)

This is the Pope

Oh, your car got mags that be dippy dippy dope

But the whole damn nation got the same

Honey only flock to the bee that's the Pope

Not the President with government lame

Put me on a slow movin'

Parliamentary hackin' bandwagon

You could put me little ass in the grave

Everytime you want it I'll be live, bring a date

I mean computer when it's over press save

So you can be the President

(You can be the President)

(Kick it)

I'd rather be the Pope

(Rather be the Pope)

(I'd rather be, so happy)

Yeah, you can be the side effect

(You can be the side effect)

I'd rather be the dope

(Rather be the dope)

(I ain't scared of you mutha fuckers)

(Kick it)

Call your girl named Sally

And you figure you were chill

(Chill)

Then you find out

I'm the reason Sally's on the pill

(Pill)

What am I supposed to do

When the President can't get nothing passed

Find an alley, find an alley

Undress Sally right in front of your ass

(Well, she helped me once again)

I say you can be the President

(You can be the President)

(Kick it)

I'd rather be the Pope

(Rather be the Pope)

(I'd rather be, so help me)

Yeah, you can be the side effect

(You can be the side effect)

I'd rather be the dope

(Rather be the dope)

(Fuck that)

The Pope

(Oh, no motherfucker, not today)

Pope, you can be the President

(Rather be the Pope)

So help me

Who's the funky drummer

With the crooked little sticks

(Sticks)

He might have better luck

If he was drummin' with his dick

(Dick)

If you don't play the piccolo

Why you wanna lick?

(Ch-check)

Now check the drum solo

And tell me not to kick it

(Seek and destroy, it'll fuck you up)

I love the taste of unpredictable licks

A loop is a loop is a loop

A loop is a loop is a loop

(Fuck that)

A loop is a loop, is a loop, is a loop

Is a loop is a loop is a loop

Your car got mags that be dippy dippy dope

But the whole damn nation got the same

Honey only flock to the bee that's the Pope

Not the President with government lame

Put me on a slow movin'

Parliamentary hackin' bandwagon

You could put me little ass in the grave

Everytime you want it I'll be live, bring a date

I mean computer when it's over press save

So you can be the president

(You can be the President)

(Kick it)

I'd rather be the pope

(Rather be the Pope)

(I wanna be, so happy)

You can be the side effect

(You can be the side effect)

I'd rather be the dope

(You, you, you)

(You can be the dope)

The Pope

You can be the President

Rather be the Pope

Baby, so help me please

Press save, I love you peace

(You don't understand)