Rockhard in a Funky Place

Does anybody know you`re here?

This house of ill-repute (Ooohh honey I`m scared of u)

Tryin` 2 deal with all your fears

I guess this is what u get 4 being cute (Cute, cute)

Soaked in banana cologne

No wonder you`re all alone

It`s written all over your face

You`re just-a rock hard in a funky place

Rock hard in a funky place

Here comes a lady so u cover up

She`s a freaked out,

Funky electric mama with double cups

Say u, u could cop if u wanted 2

Because something near your leg

Is haunting u, such a disgrace

U`re rock hard in a funky place, ow!

Rock hard in a funky place

U was workin` on the line

U could drop on her

But u couldn`t concentrate

When your dick saw her

Maybe if u cop a nut in the car (Maybe if u cop a nut in the car)

Maybe u could think

About playing guitar

(Rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock)

(Rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock)

Oh yeah

Rock hard in a funky place

All you`re looking 4 is love

Or a reason 2 believe there`s a God above

Pretty soon you`ll get enough

And head back 2 a life so tough

I just hate 2 see an erection go 2 waste

I`m just-a rock hard in a funky place

Rock hard in a funky place

Say it

Rock hard in a funky place

Rock hard in a funky place

Oohh U rock hard in a funky place

U rock hard in a funky place

Say it, y`all

(rock, rock)

what? (rock, rock, rock, rock)

We gotta go, y`all

tune in next week (rock, rock)

Same time (rock, rock)

same boogie (rock, rock, rock, rock, rock hard)

oohhh yeah (rock, rock, rock, rock)

we will rock, y`all (rock, rock)

But until then keep your finger on the trigger

That`s the only way it`ll get bigger

(What kind of fuck ending was that?)