Blue Beretta

I was drivin downtown in my blue Beretta

Wonderin' why people use Velveeta steada cheddar

Reach down to flip the tape yeah I musta ran a redda

The cop pulled me over and he said...

"Hey aren't you Concetta?!!"

Like Davy I'm a believer

Like stolen goods I'm a comin to seize ya

I don't want you to get the wrong idea

But I got more fingers than Jerry Garcia...

See ya!

I got more answers to your questions than Alex Trebec

And if I was a sandwich I'd be triple deck

It's the high-tech section of your audio selection

Put down the white-out chump I don't need no correction

Takin MC's out like Barclay vs. Barney

Go to Mount Airy Lodge where my host is named Marney

MC's try to dis but they can't touch these solos

If you wanna come correct, be like Mike D. go to the movies,

Eat some Rolos

I never take intermissions

I got more rhymes than John's got Peel sessions

I'm peanut butter and my man is Fluff

Wrap the Wonder Bread around us

We never get enough

Yo peace to....