I'd Like A Man

I can do it like no one can

I’d like a man

Mary had a little lamb but

I’d like a man

Really, I just don’t understand

I’d like a man

Not a ho but I’ll hold your hand

I’d like a man

It’s been quite a long time I’ve been on top of course

And yes, quite a few has been on top of these verse

My mom suggest herself how tax max, her new friends who know best

Under duress, even though obvious

We’ll be from France, we’ll be from Bermuda

Doesn’t smoke gudda, he is like Bermuda

But necessarily, with the giant belly

He sings my melody, goes to therapy if necessary

I’m looking everywhere for this dude

This is not turning out so cool

Fuck chemistry, is it you? Is it you?

Wait, I just stepped in dog poo

I don’t need much to fall in love with you

Don’t need a man with a BMW

I just want a champion curler

Mile deeper but so much percular

We could go to Panama out adventuring

And just your arms around me while we watch a documentary

He’s my time stand of the century, has empathy

While my dress is part of me cuz it fits and it’s curly

Be politely opens doors, and my mind is literally

Four steps ahead of me like I’m a centipede, center please

Wanna call the queen, now this you little can

If you know what that means then… you know me

I’m kinda freaky care to eatin or drinkin

Time of it kickin, I’m super deep thinkin

Big eyes, big heart, just like Jesus

Makes me feel down below like what the bass does in my sneakers

I don’t need much to fall in love with you

Don’t need a man with a BMW

I just want a champion curler

Mile deeper but so much percular

I don’t need much to fall in love with you

Don’t need a man with a BMW

I just want a champion curler

Mile deeper but so much percular

I’d like a… I’d like a…

I’d like a man

Hey hey hey

I’d like a… I’d like a…

I’d like a man

Hey hey hey

I’d like a… I’d like a…

I’d like a man

Hey hey hey

I’d like a… I’d like a…

I’d like a man

While I ask my teacher to see what was up

He said ego’s in the way of what the true self wants

If you don’t gotta show, may gotta clean up your soul

Yea, I mean I’m doing that, that’s how I roll

I don’t need a man, I gotta focus on me

Be the best me, then I’ll find me, that’s cute

To get the relationship of my parents

Shout to mom and dad, still make out after 30 years of marriage

I don’t need much to fall in love with you

Don’t need a man with a BMW

I just want a champion curler

Mile deeper but so much percular

I don’t need much to fall in love with you

Don’t need a man with a BMW

I just want a champion curler

Mile deeper but so much percular

I’d like a man

Hey hey hey

I’d like a man

Hey hey hey

I’m in heaven

Hey hey hey

With my boy

I’d like a man

Where is your boy girl?

Where is that confounded man?