I'm In Love With The Music Biz

Good Morning Mr. Sparrow!

I'd say it's a beautiful day!

Ready to go hang up flyers on Avenue A?

What's that tiny sparrow?

Oh you're all tuckered out from your day job

Well you know what I do when I'm feeling down..

I shove my ass into a bustle and I march into the biggest office

of the biggest record company, and I say..

I'm in love with the music biz, it gives me such a thrill

Shopping my tape, the look on your face as I let out a trill

I'm in love with the music biz, hey sparrow don't you agree

We'll find the dirtiest van we can, a rolling home for you and me!

I'm enchante with the A & R department

They say I'll go far but don't play guitar

Good heavens, yessir right a way!

Light and gay is the way I feel when I'm beggin' a deal

They always say no,but cause I'm so po'

I always enjoy my meal!

The check's just in time it's from BMI

For $5.39 let's get in the line for welfare

There, there

Lawyers, publicists, radio promoters

With tight fitting jeans and cars that use motors

Round the maypole

A-hole!

We tiptoed into the studio a smidgen past noon

Mr. Sparrow, a pidgeon, and Suits the baboon

An animal orchestra if you please

Suits! You're getting pawprints on all the CD's

I'm in love with the music biz

Operator! David Geffen, ring me through

Princess Superstar's holding the line

And TELL HIM I'VE GOT SOMETHING NEW!!!