I'm White

I'm white and I'm from Pennsylvania

I don't have no gold and I don't have a pager

Where I'm from there wasn't no scene

I got my information from Highlights Magazine

I drove a jeep that my parents bought me

Drove it over 60 but the cops never caught me

Wore clothes from the Gap watched the Dukes and Daisy

And when I got nasty shoplifted at Macy's

Sneakin boys up to my room

Hoppin skippin jumpin like those kids in zoom

But I brought home the 4.0 for my daddy Sam

And I used my fake ID to buy beer from the Busch Can