Keith 'N Me

Baby, can you feel my love?

I got my shorts on-

And I'm taking them off

Now when I saw your face I'm a believer

Hey what you got the keys to my Beamer

A keeper get the fever viva end receiver

Oochie Wally Wally leave it to my Beaver

Take a big sip and inhale, you tip the scale

If this rap game don't work out baby you cut for Chippendales

I got my nails done for this special day, Oil of Olay

Case of Criss in piss in the bidet I'm Miss rappin Jon Benet

Big hunk blowin spunk in the back of the top bunk

Slam dunk Daft Punk's voice box in the water kerplunk

Get krunk forget Clyde and Bonnie Ted Bundy and Peg Bundy Burt and Loni

Nancy and Ronnie Betty and Barney smokin mariwanni, I'm a little horny

On and on a common bond two vagabonds in Vuitton

Eatin Cinnebons at a mall on Mars where we belong

Arm in arm naked making spawn at the salad bar get salad tongs deliver our new baby born

Wait something's wrong, I gotta call my moms tell her Keith's on my song

Ultramagnetic you helped my headache like a music paramedic you mad athletic there I said it

I'm older now, Come 'n get it

We're like Doin it and Doin it well, So poetic

You and me like ET and Drew Barrymore

Pick Reese's Pieces off your piece I want to marry more Keith

You'll be comin soon…to a theatre near me

Veni Vidi Veni Veni-I came I saw I came and I came again that's three

I think about you and the things you say when you rhyme

Won't beat around the bush so you can beat around mine

I'm a Slinky, coil my butt back and forth down the stair I'm kinkier than pubic hair