Bringing Home the Bacon
Bringing home the bacon,
Tender juicy steaks
Breast-fed baby dumpling
Gobbling up the cakes
Milk-fed baby dumpling,
Slobbering, goo-faced, mean
Wet-nursed sour purse spot face,
Blubbering in the cream
Emperor baby dumpling,
Loaded, bloated curse
Mighty baby dumpling,
Stuffing 'til he bursts