Can't Dance Without You

A little birdy told me that I need to clean up

Remove the C, the L, the N and the A

Then put a D after the E and that's me, blud

How you mean, blud?

Sorry for complicating things, what I mean is I'm E'd up

Oh my god, Stephen, that's enough

Oh my lord, these are good

All I wanna hear now's Ebeneezer Goode

A little something to remind me of the 90s

Back when Es were good

I don't think I ever wanna leave the shubs

All I need now is somebody's daughter

Nothing could put me in a foul mood

Just lost 3 quid on a bottle of water

But I don't mind because I just found you

I can't dance without you

You know, I never could

You always have this special way

Of making life feel good

I can't dance without you

Although I know I should

You always have this special way

Of making life feel good

I'm in a raving mood, wading through

The crowd while they're playing my favourite tune

Favourite tune? OK, I'm lying

I don't know the name of the song that I'm raving to

A raving loon, as long as I've got music

I'll be raving until I shave my gooch

I already saw the chick I wanna dance with

And I've been aiming when to make my move

Just when I went to move on it

A man popped up but I ain't too bothered

Because I make legs spread like the Bubonic plague

Come on babe, I know you want it, ayy

No pics or I'm posing a threat

Look at my boat, it's a mess

Although right now I'm in the zone and I'm bless

You can bet by Tuesday, I'll be an emotional wreck

All alone in my room with the lights out

Watching a rom com and crying my eyes out

Wondering why I bother with you

I wanna quit, it's just I can't dance without you

If I'm being honest, I can't dance at all, init

I've got two left feet

I can sing though, trust me

No autotune needed

You always have this special way

Of making life feel-

Alright, maybe not