Name In Lights

People always ask me how I write songs

I tell them it's not complicated

I quite simply take everything one line at a time

Listen

Everybody knows what my name is

But I'm still out pulling faces

Cara Delevingne have you got any cocaine please

Night out, cause it's my night off

I need a day off cause when I crash I'll be a write-off

What a fucking sight, fuck it what a fucking night

Who the fuck are you to tell me how to live my fucking life?!

Loving life, me I'm dandy

How quick can you get rid of a bottle of brandy?

In a rave listening to Trinidad James

Though we don't pop mollies we drop bombs of mandy

I go in if I'm out but I'm in a pickle now

I think Shop put something in my drink

And before I got back from the pissery fizzled out

Damned it didn't I. Down dizzled up

Fuck, what if I get pictured out!?

Cause I'm shameless, young and I'm famous

I'm shameless, young and I'm dangerous

I'm shameless, young and outrageous

They never should have put my name in lights

Aww you get famous and then you seem naughty

Look at Stephen and he's like 40

Yo, got a little buzz, now it's funny

Cause the hunnies make a b-line for me

Tunnel ends with a bright light

But I'm alive and every tunnel I find's got a white line

"Keep running to the loos" magazines chatter

Ain't substance abuse, I got a weak bladder!

Call it the Bieber effect; young too silly

Pro's pissed and in a year I'll have a few millis

Woop diddy, now they callin me an influence

They might as well say that Eddie Murphy is impotent

I told my label I'm not a pisshead, I'm vibrant

And I only drink to make celebs more exciting

You should try this cause no one's really saying much

Until they roll the Queen's face into a cylinder

Another one sniffs the dust!

Put my name in lights

Creatures of the night

Now my mind is rolling

My eyes wide open

Fall down on the table

I'm crazy and I'm feeling quite unstable

My head spins, feeling reckless

I should probably slow right down

But I'm too tempted

I'm a bastard, yep

My mother had me before she and my father had married

I'm a bastard and I'm plastered

My God, honestly what have I started

Why is my face on pages of papers that I wouldn't even wipe my arse with

Why are they so nasty to me?

I think I preferred it when they arse kissed

Oh and Cara I'm sorry Cara

But I can't promise I won't take this any farther!

Put my name in lights

Creatures of the night

Now my mind is rolling

My eyes wide open