AWESOME!

Monster trucks are fucking awesome

Running shit over, that's fuckin' awesome!

Mowing the lawn, that isn't awesome!

Monster trucks that mow the lawn,

Now THAT'D be awesome

All that shit that's fuckin' awesome,

Give it to me, give it to me

All that shit that isn't awesome, you can keep it!

Blow-jobs are fucking awesome!

Bubble wrap is sort of awesome!

Staplers, I guess they're awesome...

(Yeah, they can be awesome, right?)

Clipping shit together, that's productive!

All that shit that's fuckin' awesome,

Give it to me, give it to me

All that shit that's sort of awesome, I'm indifferent

Trampolines, direct deposit, fighter jets, and nachos

All AWE-SOME. AWE-SOME.

Acid rain and moldy cheese

And waiting in line at the DMV

All NOT AWESOME. NOT AWESOME.

Frozen pizza, Styrofoam, and clothes hangers

And soap, I could take it or leave it

Awesome things are awesome

And the things that aren't, are not

And that's the way of the land

That's just the way the world is, man

Burning alive is NOT awesome

But waking up to a puppy

That's CUTE and awesome!

Finding a dollar, that's pretty awesome!

Supplemental income YEAH

Now we're talking! WINDFALL!

I can't wait to spend my dollar...

What should I get? What should I get?

99 cent store, menu cheeseburger

All that stuff, that's fucking awesome

GIVE IT TO ME, GIVE IT TO ME

I'm totally serious

I'm not asking but I'm demanding

GIVE IT TO ME, GIVE IT TO ME

How'd you like it if I strapped you down

And pulled your fingernails out?

GIVE IT TO ME, GIVE IT TO ME

All you gotta do to end the pain

Is give me awesome stuff so

GIVE IT TO ME (please!) GIVE IT TO ME (I don't have any stuff)

Gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie

...Thanks.