Cockblock

Hey, you dickhole*

She was flirting with me.

Hey, you fuckface,

I just bought her a drink.

Here you swoop in while I'm taking a leak,

Ruining the evening.

She was the one that you wanted, douchebag, right?

I can't figure out,

If you're an overprotective brother

Or a friend of a friend's or,

Or a dumbass, bitterass father.

I really don't have time for this,

And now you stand in my way,

I got a feeling that you're here,

That you're here to stay.

One two, fuck you!

You're a cockblock,

Ruining my game.

You're a cockblock,

Pathetic and lame.

Hey, you dumb bitch,

Can't you leave us alone?

What's your problem,

Can't you throw me a bone?

Staring at me like I'm Satan himself,

Trying to steal her soul.

Go get a drink and take a break from fun patrol.

I can't figure out

If you're an overprotective sister

A jealous best friend,

(Or a lesbian wanting to kiss her?)

I really don't have time for this,

And now you stand in my way,

Can't take a hint and take a hike,

So you're here to stay.

One two, fuck you!

You're a cockblock,

Ruining my game.

You're a cockblock,

Pathetic and lame.

You're a cockblock,

That's what you do.

You're a cockblock,

Obstructing the poon.

[2x:]

Don't you have something better to do?

(Go away and die in human pain.)

Congratulations!

You're an asshole!

I hope you're happy,

'Cause you're an asshole!

You ruined the whole night!

You're an asshole!

Why don't you go eat shit and die?

You're an asshole!

Cockblock! (2x)