In a Band to Get Chicks

SICK of being a loser

Turned down at every turn!

TIRED of being rejected

I'm the king of crash and burn.

WHAT am I gonna do now?

I need a little plan...

WAIT! I bet they would want me...

with a microphone in hand!

'Cause I'm sick of this rejection

gotta get me some affection

if I wanna score

I gotta upgrade my image.

So I'll dub myself a SINGER

give the rules a middle finger

Say I do it for the music

NOT the Money!

Though that's true I know that...

All I want is chicks.

All HE wants is chicks.

All THEY want it chicks.

ALL WE WANT IS CHICKS!

ALL WE WANT IS CHICKS!

ALL WE WANT IS CHICKS!

ALL WE WANT IS CHICKS!

ALL WE WANT IS CHICKS!

...chicks.

...boobs.

Yeah ALL WE WANT IS -

A little booty.

LOOK at me in the spotlight

Sweat glistens off my brow

TAKE my shirt off and show off

time to flaunt my physique now

LOOK at the girls all screaming

with the faces turning red

KNOW that each look I give them

makes them want to give me... heh heh

Well I know they'll like me better

than that loser Eddie Vetter

Or James Hetfield 'cause

I know I'm better looking

And I wish my crush from high school

saw me now and feels like a fool

'cause I asked her out

a hundred times

she said, "NO!"

Her loss, still I know

All I want is chicks.

All HE wants is chicks.

All THEY want it chicks.

ALL WE WANT IS CHICKS!

ALL WE WANT IS CHICKS!

ALL WE WANT IS CHICKS!

ALL WE WANT IS CHICKS!

ALL WE WANT IS CHICKS!

...chicks.

...boobs.

Yeah ALL WE WANT IS -

A little booty.