iSong

(I wanna get an iPhone.) {2x}*

I wanna get an iPhone app

That will help me out with remembering names.

I wanna get an iPhone app

That will get me a job making video games.

I want it,

I need it,

Go make it.

I want it,

I need it,

Where is it?

I wanna have an app

That calls in sick for me.

I want an app

That gives me iPhone apps for free.

My brain should be connected directly,

Downloading books and learning stuff while I sleep.

I wanna get an iPhone app

That Bill could be a steak,

Make it medium rare.

I wanna get an iPhone app

That will brush my teeth

While it's combing my hair.

I want it,

I need it,

Go make it.

I want it,

I need it,

Where is it?

I want an app

That will call and bail me out of jail.

I want an app

That fill find and bring hot chicks to nail.

When will they make an application

That makes peace between neighboring nations

While it's ending world hunger

At the same time it's finding a cure for cancer?

{Spoken:}

Well, what are you waiting for?

Get on it.

What do you mean it's impossible?

Nothing's impossible!

I think somebody needs a little work on their attitude.

Why can't I get an iPhone app

That will live my life for me?

Why can't I get an app

That grants me immortality?

I want an app that will let me update Facebook.

(There is! Oh...)

I want an app that will let me check my email.

(It comes with the phone...)

I want an app that will tell Josh he should go to Hell.

(Dude, not cool.)

I want an app that will finish out the song for me

'Cause I'm outta here!

{Spoken:}

Okay...bye!

Jerk.