Jingle Bell Metal

Joy to the world while you're decking all the halls

Ya better watch out or we'll kick you in the balls

Here we come a-wassailing Feliz Navidad

Grandma got run over by a reindeer fa-la-la

Crush your balls with a sleigh

Jingle bells in your face

[Chorus]

Jingle bell jingle bell jingle bell metal

Fucking shit up with a double bass pedal

Ring-a-ling hear them ring, jolly and brutal

Escape from this very merry medley is futile

Dashing through the snow in a wintry wonderland

The little drummer boy never really had a band

Come all ye faithful in a manger heard on high

Do you hear what i hear, silver bells, rum-pum-pum

[Chorus]