Jolly Old Sadist

Santa didn't keep his promise, so he's getting his

cookies and milk NO MORE

All I wanted to get for Christmas was a Boba Fett

Still in original packaging, but Santa has abandoned me

And I wanted me a new guitar

with EMGs and a whammy bar

I don't know why thats so much to ask

I was good this year, but now I'm beatin some ass

because

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Santa's a bastard 'cuz he wouldn't give me what I

wanted for Christmas

Santa's an asshole 'cuz he didn't give me what I wrote

on my wishlist

Santa's all shady 'cuz he won't deliver on the things

that he promised

Santa's so lazy making children suffer like a jolly old

sadist

LIES.

All I wanted to get for Christmas was a private jet

with a stuardess named Angelina Jolie

but Santa has forsaken me

And I wanted just like every year

a new liver and a truck of beer

I've been so nice and real patient too

but Kris Kringle's got a lot of explaining to do

because

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Santa brought a lot of socks