President Rhino

All hail President Rhino

All hail rhinoceros commander-in-cheif

Republicans think they got a solid economic platform

Rhinoceros has two horns

Democrats want to raise the tax on the rich

A rhino's skin is grey and thick

Rhino will bore through your entrails

Swat flies with his thick tail

Debate social issues

When it's time to vote you know what to do

(Vote rhino)

The people loved him for his brutal honesty

'Till he mauled a crowd of people at an orphan charity

When rhino's term was finally ending

His support had started waning

Grazing on the White House lawn

The press revealed that he was lazy

Foreign policies in question

Poachers gone yet still in recession

Rhino just wants to stampede

I think it's time that he secedes

How could we all believe the such a prehistoric beast

Who barely sees could have the capacity

To lead the country to prosperity

Re-elect President Rhino

Re-elect rhinoceros Commander-in-chief

Re-elect president Rhino!

Bring back the rhino

All hail President Rhino!

All hail rhinoceros commander-in-cheif