Prozak Milkshake

I'm depressed

So I wrote this song

To express

Everything that's wrong

Like my mother

Wouldn't let me go to a rated R

Cool movie

At the theater with my friends

And I know

That you may not think that it's a big deal

But you don't understand.

You would never understand.

You could never understand.

You will never understand.

Cuz I'm singing this melody (in harmony)

And I don't know the words

And my life's just so pitiful (and will always be)

Like one big, smelly turd

I'm so fat

And I'm ugly

And I'm dumb

And I boring

I'm a loser and that's all that I'm ever gonna be

No use trying; I could never get anywhere

And I know

That you may not think that it's a big deal

But you don't understand.

You would never understand.

You could never understand.

You will never ever, never ever, never understand.

Cuz I'm singing this melody (in harmony)

And I don't know the words

And my life's just so pitiful (and will always be)

Like one big, smelly turd

Die, die, BITCH, DIE!

(and stuff.)

Die, die, SLUT, DIE!

(At random.)

Die, die, WHORE, DIE!

(Who farted?)

Die, die, French FRY!

(I'm hungry.)

Ooh you would never understand,

No, you would never understand

Cuz I'm singing this melody (in harmony)

And I don't know the words

And my life's just so pitiful (and will always be)

Like one big, smelly turd

You would never understand!

You would never understand!

You would never understand!

You would never understand!

You would never understand!

You would never understand!

You would never understand!

You would NEVER!, UNDERSTAND!

(boo-hoo)