Scrotal-Torment

In a crowd

With no escape

Is when I feel

My privates wake

I've got to find

Some privacy

Or they will see

Me scratching me

My balls itch!

They're itching, I gotta scratch 'em

Way down low!

My balls are a ball of fire

My balls itch!

They're itching, I gotta scratch 'em

Way down low!

My balls are a ball of fire

Irritation

Toleration

Scrotum itching

Leaves me bitching

Can't endure this

Epidermis

Scrotum itching

Leave me bi---

Tension builds

There's got to be

A way to end

My agony

Pockets deep

Where no one sees

I find the keys

To my relief