The Root of All Evil

Dentist, going to the dentist and it's gonna SUCK.

Sitting in the waiting room

Waiting for my turn to sit on the throne of pain.

While filling out various legal documents

All starting to look the same.

My insurance information and my medical history

I don't know if they want me to

"Excuse me, did you have any questions about the form?"

YES. As a matter of fact I do.

Do I feel out this part here too?

"No, don't worry about that, we fill that part out. If

you're ready the doctor will see you now."

"Hello, I'm Dr. Taylor. How are you today?"

FINE.

"That's great! What we're gonna do is take a few x-rays

then we'll see what we need to take care of, okay?"

Sit back regret how it all has come to this

I know that I should have been brushing

All that plaque was having a party

I've been dreading this exact moment

Open wide, the fun begins now she's

Putting a buncha shit in my mouth

Now I'm feeling

Pain, suck, sucking pain, that sucks.

Poking and prodding and pressing and probing and

pulling all feels utterly violating

Suck, pain. Painful suck. That hurts.

Drilling and filling and digging and yanking and

Scraping is something I think is unnerving

Smooth jazz adds to my misery, easy listening while

they are raping my poor teeth

I lost a fight to tooth decay, tooth extraction Feels

like they're digging out my brains

This is not the oral care I prefer!

I've got a bunch of cavities to fill before another

tooth falls out

Lie helpless and let them dig out the nerve

I need another shot of Novocain to numb it while my

teeth get plowed