Why, Oh, Why?

Alex. Alex. Alex! ALEX!

This is a slow song, you can do that on the next one

Owww

I'm lookin' at you

After it's all over

And I don't feel quite the same

That look in your eye

Says you don't want me anymore

Even though you are to blame

Why oh why did this have to happen

Why did you do me this way?

(Tell me why)

You had to leave me all alone

(Tell me why)

I had to end it all in song

(Tell me why)

You ran away with my best friend

Tell me why I still love you.

I came across an old love letter

And here's what you had to say:

"Would you please pick up a gallon of milk

while you're shopping at the store?"

What? That's not it...

Ah, here it is. You said:

"I love you so, you're everything to me.

I could love no other one".

Yeah, right.

Except for maybe, like I said, my best friend

And my brother and my dad, and my other brother, and his best friend, and that guy's brother as well, and that one guy that used to come and mow our lawn every Saturday that had a cool tattoo of a dragon on his shoulder and it was really neat and stuff...

(Tell me why)

You slept with everyone but me

(Tell me why)

I'm out of words that rhyme with me

(Tell me why)

You still owe me 3 bucks for that milk

Tell me why I still love you.

Why did you leave me alone...

in the cold, in the darkness?

Chained like a dog to the wall in the basement

"Hey, who turned out the lights?"

Why did you hurt me so bad?

Do you have no remorse?

When you broke both of my shins with a hammer?

"Ow, my fibula!"

Tell me why.

Tell me why I still love you.

Even though you're a bitch.

Even though you're a psycho.

Even though you should DIE

I still love you.