Fat Chance Hotel

With the fly in my eye

It didn't take long

To realise

The desert sun

Might be good for some

Oh no, but not for I

Fat Chance Hotel

Fat Chance Hotel

I get bored in the brain

Out here

Doing nothing at all

Some useless holiday

This turned out to be

The dinner gave me

The splattery botty

Fat Chance Hotel

Fat Chance Hotel

Burning

All day long

I, I don't belong

Itching in frustration

This is not my ideal vacation

Fat Chance Hotel

Fat Chance Hotel