I'm a Man

Laid here with the advertising sliding past my eyes

Llike cartoons from other peoples lives

I start to wonder what it takes to be a man

Well I learned to drink and I learned to smoke

And learned to tell a dirty joke

If that´s all there is then there´s no point for me

So please can I ask just why we´re alive ?

´Cos all that you do seems such a waste of time

And if you hang around too long you´ll be a man, tell me about it

Your car can get up to a hundred and ten

You´ve got nowhere to go but you´ll go there again

And nothing ever makes no difference to a man

So you stumble into town and hold your stomach in

Show them what you´ve got tho´they´ve seen everything

Yeah you´re a beauty but they´ve seen your type before

You´ve got no need but still you want

So go and book that restaurant

The wine will flow and then you´ll just fly away

So please can I ask…etc.

Nothing ever makes no difference to a man

That´s what I am