Joyriders

We like driving on a Saturday night,

Past the Leisure Centre, left at the lights

We don´t look for trouble but if it comes we don´t run

Looking out for trouble is what we call fun

Hey you, you in the Jesus sandals, wouldn´t you like to come

Over and watch some vandals smashing up someone´s home ?

We can´t help it we´re so thick we can´t think

Can´t think of anything but shit, sleep and drink

Oh and we like women, "Up the women" we say

And if we get lucky we might meet some one day

Hey you, you in the Jesus sandals…etc.

Mister we just want your car ´cos we´re taking a girl to the reservoir

Oh, all the papers say it´s a tragedy, but don´t you want to come and see ?