Razzmatazz

The trouble with your brother

He's always sleeping with your mother

And I know that your sister missed her time again this month

Am I talking too fast or are you just playing dumb?

If you want I can write it down

It should matter to you ‘cos aren't you the one

With your razzmatazz and the nights on the town?

Oh, you knew it, and you blew it, didn't you, babe?

I was lying when I asked you to stay

Now no-one's gonna care if you don't call them when you said

And he's not coming round tonight to try and talk you into bed

And all those stupid little things

They ain't working, no, they ain't working any more

You started getting fatter three weeks after I left you

And now you're going with some kid who looks like some bad comedian

Are you gonna go out?

Or are you sitting at home eating boxes of Milk Tray?

Watch TV on your own, aren't you the one

With your razzmatazz and your nights on the town?

And your father wants to help you, doesn't he, babe?

But your mother wants to put you away

Now no-one's gonna care if you don't call them when you said

And he's not coming round tonight to try and talk you into bed

And all those stupid little things

They ain't working, no, they ain't working any more

Oh, well I saw you at the doctor's waiting for a test

You tried to look like some kind of heiress

But your face is such a mess

And now you're going to a party

And you're leaving on your own

Well, I'm sorry, but didn't you say,

That things go better with a little bit of razzamatazz?

And now no-one's gonna care if you don't call them when you said

And he's not coming round tonight to try and talk you into bed

Now it's half past ten in the evening

And you wish that you were dead ‘cos all those stupid little things

They ain't working, no, they ain't working any more