My Life Is Over and I Couldn't Be Happier

I don't even know why you're so pissed

You said I'm such a piece of shit

That wasn't subtle at all

Maybe I deserve more credit than you gave me

Say I'll never learn and it's never gonna phase me

It doesn't phase me at all

If I came home right now

What would I find out?

I'm at the end of my tether

You're under my skin and I'm letting it fester

Yeah, I've had enough

Stumble out and I'm headed for the van

I can't drive man, I can barely stand

Forget getting it up

I bet you faked it all along

And I bet you never missed me at all

I'm still waiting, I'm not moving on

If I came home right now

What would I find out?

You won't believe me

You won't believe me

You won't believe me

You won't believe me

You won't believe me

You won't believe me