Fake Plastic Trees

Her green plastic watering can

For her fake Chinese rubber plant

In fake plastic earth

That she bought from a rubber man

In a town full of rubber plans

To get rid of itself

It wears her out

It wears her out

It wears her out

It wears her out

Oh, she looks like the real thing

And she tastes like the real thing

My fake plastic love

But I can't fight the feeling

I could blow through the ceiling

I just turn and run

It wears her out

It wears her out

It wears her out

It wears her out

And if I could be who you wanted

Wish I could be who you wanted

All the time

All the time

Oh, she lives with a broken man

A cracked polystyrene man

Who just crumbles and burns

And he used to do surgery

For the girls in the eighties

But gravity always wins

It wears her out

It wears her out

It wears her out

It wears her out

But she looks like the real thing

And she tastes like the real thing

My fake plastic love

But I can't fight the feeling

I could blow through the ceiling

I just turn and run

It wears her out

It wears her out

It wears her out

It wears her out

And if I could be who you wanted

Wish I could be who you wanted

All the time

All the time

All the time