Frozen Foods

I met her last night

I saw her move

She took my eye

I had to prove

That I was cool and she was hot

I'll tell you what she wore but I forgot

I had the guts to walk her way

She didn't move

I didn't stray

I have one chance and this is it

But then I fell right on her left tit

I'm just a kid on a branch

I wish you'd come up and dance

I want a little romance

Could you please give me a chance

I'm probably last on the list

But all I want is this wish to come true

If it's you then I'll be down for that, too

I saw her next week

In frozen foods

I sized her up

She had the goods

I tried to walk by with cool reserve

She probably thinks that I'm a perv

And as I rode by in my squeaky cart

It occurred to me the supermart

Is not the best place to get a date

Maybe at the roller-rink is where I'll find my soul mate

I'm just a kid on a branch

I wish you'd come up and dance

I want a little romance

Could you please give me a chance

I'm probably last on the list

But all I want is this wish to come true

If it's you then I'll be down for that, too

It's ok cause Counselor Troy tells me

That my self-esteem is high

He held me close and tried to tell me

That I'm not like the other guys

You're special, I like you

Counselor Troy is like me, too

Maybe that's why I couldn't get the girls I've wanted to

I'm just a kid on a branch

You should come up and dance

I want a little romance

Will you please give me a chance

I'm just a kid on a branch

I wish you'd come up and dance

I want a little romance

Will you please give me a chance

I'm just a kid on a branch

I'm just a kid on a branch

I want a little romance

I want a little romance

I'm probably last on the list

I'm probably last on the list

Come true

If it's you

And I'll be down for that, too