Beer Shits

Beer shits!! Beer shits!!

Run to the crapper again

Will it ever end

I think I need Depends

I think I've got the bends

Beer shits!! Beer shits!!

Sliders coming through.

Farting fiery goo.

Spraying out my guts

This morning really sucks

Beer shits that's the pits!!

My sphincter's shot to hell

Beer shits that's the pits!!

I'm dying from the smell

Beer shits that's the pits!!

I'm puking out my ass

Beer shits that's the pits!!

How long can this last?

Drinking beer till dawn

Something's going wrong

squatting on the bowl

Fire in the hole!!

Beer shits!

The toilet's overloaded

Beer shits!

The septic tank exploded

Beer shits!

Castles and cheap beer.

Beer shits!

That combo should be feared

Been drinking for two days

The price it will be paid

Intestines start to churn

Will I ever learn?

Drinkin beer till dawn

Something's going wrong

squatting on the bowl

Fire in the hole!!

Beer shits!!