Shoot Me In The Head

Self-destruction, I'm headed for self-destruction

I'm self-hating, deprecating, I need help of something

I'm like cunt, pussy, slut, lick twat, lick dick

No, my vocabulary ain't improved one bit

I'm the lowest of the lowest life-forms

And I make it painfully obvious every time I write songs

I'm hated, got liberals begging for the death penalty

And conservatives wishing my mother aborted her pregnacy

I wish my father just put his dick in my mother's mouth

And instead of getting pregnant she choked on me and spit me out

Kids wanna be me, why you wanna copy this loser?

All I do is spit bullshit immature potty humor

You doubting me and not listening when I'm talking

You can put my dick in your mouth and rub my balls on your chin

Motherfucker done, duck, sucker run,

Run Amok, buck, buck gun, Whoudini, hut, hut, one

All the other white rappers they can suck my dick

In fact all the black rappers they can suck my dick

In fact everybody out there you can suck my dick

Find me in the basement fighting pitbulls with Michael Vick

Now I can say faggot, shit, dick, rape, eat cunt

Ain't no censorship issues here so let's be blunt

People never could stand me, I really don't care

Will I make some enemies with this record? Hell yeah

I'm a piece of shit, I'm a fucking fat fuck

Shoot me in my head, shoot me in my head

I'm a piece of shit, I'm a fucking fat fuck

I'm a fucking fat fuck

Oh yes, I'm a little bit old and a little bit bitter

I could have sold more and been a little bit bigger

They claimed that I am the next rapper to get slained

Come on, shoot me in my head, put a bullet in my fat brain

I got explosives, guns, knives, weapons of all types

Ninja stars, nunchucks, bats, pipes, looking for fights

(this is shit, can't you talk about something more positive

Like the environment or something important like politics?)

Yeah, sure - Bill O'Reilly he would hate my guts, so what?

Katie Couric she would hate my guts, so what?

Barbara Walters or Whoopi; which one's the dumber slut?

Keith Olbermann, bitch, could get a knife in his gut

Obama nation, the Bushs, the Clintons or 80's Reaganomics

It don't matter, the government always be taking your profits

The republicans ain't shit, the democrats ain't shit

What would make you think that either side is ever gonna change shit?

Nancy Pelosi, that bitch crazy

Before Obama she was water-boarding terrorists and blowing Dick Cheney

Think they was looking for Bin Laden, that's a croc

They was looking for him like they looking for the murderers of Biggie and Pac

Fuck this, I ain't talking politics no more

Instead I'll walk in your office and shit on your floor

How my crazy ass look spitting political themes?

When I ain't even had beef with Bush 'til New Orleans

Hmm, strictly spitting that horribleness

Anybody that don't like it they can gargle my piss

Rugged Man need love

I'mma grab Obama with that three trillion dollar budget

And head to the strip club

I'm the last one they should ever let speak

I should save politics for Dead Prez and Immortal Technique