Can't Get There from Here

When the world is a monster bad to swallow you whole

Kick the clay that holds the teeth in, throw your trolls out the door

If you're needing inspiration, Philomath is where I go by dawn

Lawyer Jeff, he knows the lowdown, he's mighty bad to visit home

(I've been there I know the way) Can't get there from here

(I've been there I know the way) Can't get there from here

(I've been there I know the way) Can't get there from here

When your hands are feeling empty, stick head jumpin' off the ground round

Tris is sure to shirr the deer out, Brother Ray can sing my song

(I've been there I know the way) Can't get there from here

(I've been there I know the way) Can't get there from here

(I've been there I know the way) Can't get there from here

Hands down, Calechee bound, landlocked, kiss the ground

Dirt of seven continents going round and round

Go on ahead, Mr. Citywide, hypnotized, suit-and-tied

Gentlemen, testify

If your world is a monster bad to swallow you whole

Philomath, they know the lowdown, throw your trolls out the door

(I've been there I know the way) Can't get there from here

(I've been there I know the way) Can't get there from here

(I've been there I know the way) Can't get there from here

(I've been there I know the way) Can't get there from here

(I've been there I know the way) Can't get there from here

(I've been there I know the way) Can't get there from here

(I've been there I know the way) Can't get there from here