Fake Plastic Trees

1. Her green plastic watering can

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For her fake chinese rubberplant

In fake plastic earth

That she bought from a rubberman

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In a town full of rubber plans

To get rid of itself

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R: It wears her out

It wears her out

It wears her out

It wears her out

2. She lives with a broken man

A cracked polysterene man

Who just crumbles and burns

He used to do surgery

For girls in the eighties

But gravity always wins and

R: It wears him out (4x)

3. She looks like the real thing

She tastes like the real thing

My fake plastic love

But I can't help the feeling

I could blow through the ceiling

If I just turn and run

R: It wears me out (4x)

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If I could be who you wanted

If I could be who you wanted

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All the time

All the time, ah ah ah