Dear Aunt Arctica

Little baby trying to sleep

One hundred secrets I couldn't keep

The whole world's waitin' for their dance with satan

The KKK is in town

The Ku Klux Klan is in town

Our village is kinda numb

We're so glad you could come

And if we search we could pray in a church

But all the churches have burned down

The Ku Klux Klan burned them down

And ask me why I won't be there when you say goodbye

If you lie

I won't be there till you say goodbye

And that's why I'm talking to you

Dear Aunt Arctica

Dear Aunt Arctica

Dear Aunt Arctica

What am I gonna do?

Joint compound VCR

Meditate the porno star

Montana's there for me

When I turn on my TV

Aunt Arctica, don't cry no more.

What are you crying for?

Something that I need to add

Her body is just a fad

Her bleached blond hair

And her silky underwear

She's got a boyfriend I'm sure

But how come she can't have one more?

Ask me why I won't be there when you say goodbye

If you lie

I won't be there when you say goodbye, yeah!

And that's why I'm talking to you

Dear Aunt Arctica

Dear Aunt Arctica

Dear Aunt Arctica

What am I gonna do?

Dear Aunt Arctica

Dear Aunt Arctica

Dear Aunt Arctica

What am I gonna...

Dear Aunt Arctica

Dear Aunt Arctica

Dear Aunt Arctica

What am I gonna do?