Split Decision

It was more than just any old Friday night fight

With your mean left hook and my roundhouse right

We were both goin' for the heavyweight crown

T-K-O in the very first round

Thought you were gettin' the best of me

Floatin' like a butterfly, stingin' like a bee

Thought a good fight would get it out of our system

But we walked away with a split decision

Well, when we first met, you were a real knockout

I was head over heels, I was down for the count

But gettin' along got harder and harder

'Til we were nothin' more than sparrin' partners

I did my best to roll with the punches

You wore me out with fakin' and a-duckin'

Almost put me outta commission

But we walked away with a split decision

Split decision

Split decision

Everybody lose and nobody winnin'

Just too tough, I had enough

Nobody oughta hafta fight for love

We took a split decision

I did my best to roll with the punches

You wore me out with fakin' and a-duckin'

Almost put me outta commission

But we walked away with a split decision

Split decision

Split decision

Everybody lose and nobody winnin'

Just too tough, I had enough

Nobody oughta hafta fight for love

Split decision

Split decision

Everybody lose and nobody winnin'

Just too tough, I had enough

Nobody oughta hafta fight for love

We took a split decision

Split decision

Whoa baby