Always Right

Don't tell me you couldn't do it

I'm always right when I intuit

God is in the things you love

So don't you punch me with kid gloves

And if you really wanted this

You'd shake your life, you'd sell your kids

And if you really wanted this then you'd admit I'm

Always right (4x)

I can see your protestations

As merely manipulations

What you feel is not the issue

You're so polite I want to hit you

And hope that you'll retaliate

And prove my fears legitimate

I'd like to thank you, though it's trite,

For assuring me I'm

Always right (4x)

Worst offenders hide their crimes

As you've denied yours countless times

So don't plead for a lighter sentence

Be contrite and show repentance

And demonstrate your love for me

By handing me your diaries

I'll skim them til I'm justified

It says right here I'm

Always right (4x)

Say what you like but I'm not listening

My fangs are white and sharp and glistening

You seem like my favorite grade

I even earned this with straight As

As God made Adam in his image

You'll emulate me when I'm finished

I'll give you the gift of light

If you concede I'm

Always right (8x)