Lyrics Randy Newman

Randy Newman

Potholes

I love women

Have all my life

Love my dear mother

I love my wife

God bless her

Even love my teenaged daughter

There's no accounting for it

Apparently I don't care how I'm treated

My love's unconditionally or something

Been hurt a time or two

I ain't gonna lie

I've had my doubts sometimes

About ethics of the so called fairer sex

Fair about what

Then I find time goes by

And one forgives as one forgets

And one does forgot

God bless the potholes

Down on memory lane

God bless the potholes

Down on memory lane

Everything that happens to me now

Is consigned to oblivion by my brain

I remember my father

My brother of course

Remember my mother

Spoke of her earlier

And I remember that

Remember the smell of cut grass

Going off to play to ball in the morning

Funny story about that

Now I used to pitch

I could get the ball over the plate

Anyway this one time

Must have thrown a football round or something the day before

I walked about fourteen kids in a row

Cried, walked off the mound

Handed the ball to the third baseman

And just left the field

Anyway many years later

I brought the woman who was to become my second wife

God bless her

To meet my father for the first time

They exchanged pleasantries

I left the room for a moment

This is first time he met her, you understand

When I came back

He's telling her the story

Right off the bat

About how I walked fourteen kids

Cried and left the mound

Next time he met her

He told the same goddamn story

God bless the potholes

Down on memory lane

God bless the potholes

Down on memory lane

Hope some real big ones open up

Take some of the memories that do remain