Fuzzy

Got a call from my cousin

Come and get me right now

'Cause I done lost my woman

And I need a night out

Said I can't burn it down

'Cause I'm getting up early

I'm down for one round

But around 1:30

I was sitting at a Waffle House

I think I had grits

Started hitting on a waitress

Everything after that gets fuzzy

Like a TV in a cheap motel

My head feels funny

I lost my keys

I lost my cell

And all of my money

Did I crash a party,

Have a run in with the law,

Take a swim in a fountain?

I don't know

'Cause it's all kinda fuzzy

There's a ring on my finger

There's a bra on the lamp

Gotta get outta this hot tub

And try to find my pants

Who the hell is Heather?

And when were we together?

'Cause I've got every letter of her name on my chest

Think I got a shiner

And a cigarette burn

Nothing in that bottle of tequila but the worm

It's fuzzy

Like static on the radio

My head feels funny

I lost my watch

I lost my clothes

And all of my money

Did I call my mamma,

Try to break into the mall?

Did I even pay the cabby?

I don't know

'Cause it's all kinda fuzzy

I remember how it started

After that it's just a blur

Is it a Sunday or a Monday?

Am I suppose to be at work?

It's fuzzy

Like a tennis ball on my tongue

My mouth feels funny

I'm blinded by the sun

But things ain't sunny

Will the room stop spinning?

Will I find my car

On my way back home right now?

It's all fuzzy

(fuzzy)

Oh

It's fuzzy

(fuzzy)

It's fuzzy

Everything is fuzzy