Card Carryin' Fool

It takes all kinds

To keep this world in place

It's a fragile balance

That let's us spin through space

So everybody's

Got their job to do

And girl I guess the job

I've got is cryin' over you

And I should get a gold watch

For all the years I gave

And I should get some interest now

For all the dues I've paid

I don't know why I love you

It's just the job I do

I'm your registered, certified

Card carryin' fool

If I was in the army

There'd be medals that I'd get

If I was in the circus

At least I'd have a net

If I was an electrician

I might could find a spark

And if I could be a surgeon

Girl, I might could find your heart

But I keep bending over backwards

Just to be your limbo man

While you drop that stick another notch

Every chance you can

I don't know why I love you

It's just the job I do

I'm your registered, certified

Card carryin' fool

Oh, if I was a gambler

I might have better luck

If I was mathematician

I could make it all add up

But when it comes down to it

All I want to do

Is be your registered, certified

Card carryin' fool

Yeah, when it comes down to it

All I want to do

Is be your registered, certified

Card carryin' fool