Under the Scotsman’s Kilt

A Scotsman clad in kilt left the bar one evening fair

And one could tell by how he walked he'd drunk more

than his share

He thumbled on until he could no longer keep his feet

he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the

street.

chorus:

Ring ding diddle diddle i de o

Ring di diddle i o

He stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the

street.

about that time two young and lovely girls just

happened by,

And one says to the other with a twinkle in her eye

You see yon sleeping Scotsman who is young and handsome

built

I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath

their kilt.

Ring ding diddle diddle i de o

Ring di diddle i o

I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath

their kilt.

They crept up to the sleeping Scotsman quiet as could

be

Then lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see

And there behold for them to view beneath his Scottish

skirt

Was nothing but what God had graced him with upon his

birth

Ring ding diddle diddle i de o

Ring di diddle i o

was nothing there but what God gave upon his birth

They marveled for a moment then one said we'd best be

gone

But let's leave a present for our friend before we move

along

and as a gift they took a blue silk ribbon and they

tied it in a bow

Around the bonnie spar that the Scot's lifted kilt did

show

Ring ding diddle diddle i de o

Ring di diddle i o

Around the bonnie spar that the Scot's lifted kilt did

show

The Scotsman woke to nature's call and stumbled toward

a tree

Behind a bush he lifts his kilt and gawks at what he

sees

Then in a startled voice he says to what's before his

eyes

He said, "Lad I don't know where you've been but I see

you won first

prize"

Ring ding diddle diddle i de o

Ring di diddle i o

He said, "Lad I don't know where you've been but I see

you won first prize"