Dig Ophelia

I want a diamond

I really do

I think that you

Should give me one

Then you can prove

Your love is true

And that the gift giving

Has just begun

I want that diamond

I want that thing

A tennis bra-

Celet or ring

It better shine

It better cut

I know it is expensive but

What other way

Can you make four months

Of your measly salary

Last a lifetime?

And what other thing

Have i ever axed you for?

Besides

The ability to read my mind

And i didn't get that either

Yet.

I want that diamond

I want it so

All of my irratating friends will know

That i have worth

Not only that

But that you love me even though i'm fat

I want it and i want it now.

I'll say it once i don't care how

You get it you can rob a store

There just is nothing i want more

Than diamond jewelry for me

And i'll talk louder so you'll see

How very much this means to me

Even some little stud earrings

Gimme the goddamn diamond