Redneck Mother

He was born in Oklahoma

And his wife's name is Betty Lou Thelma Liz

He's not responsible for what he's doing

His mother made him what he is

And it's up against the wall, redneck mother

Mother who has raised her son so well

He's 34 and drinkin' in some honky tonk

Kickin' hippies' asses and raisin' hell.

Sure does like his Falstaff Beer

He likes to chase it down with that Wild Turkey Liquor

He's got a '57 GMC pickup truck

Got a gun rack

"A Goat Roper needs love too" sticker

M is for the mud flaps she gave me for my pickup truck

O is for the oil I put on my hair

T is for T-Bird

H is for Haggard

E is for Eggs

R is for Redneck