Snake Farm

Well a woman I love is named Ramona

She kinda looks like Tempest Storm

And she can dance like little Egypt

She works down at the snake farm

Snake Farm – it just sounds nasty

Snake Farm – well it pretty much is

Snake Farm – it's a reptile house

Snake Farm – Uuuggghhhhh......

Well Ramona's got a keen sense of humor

She got a tattoo down her arm

It's of a python eatin' a little mouse

Wearin' a sailor hat that says snake farm

I asked Ramona how come she works there

She says it's got it's charms

Nothing to do in the winter

Now and then some kid gets bit at the snake farm

Well Ramona likes her malt liquor

And a band from Wales that's called The Alarm

She said she cried when they broke up

She still plays their records at the snake farm

Sometimes Ramona calls me up

And says come on down here, it's getting warm

She runs everybody off

And we...you know...it's a snake farm