Get The Ruler Out

You say you're hard

you're soft as lard

Think you're a man?

Soft as flan!

You think you're tough?

You're mallow fluff

You talk about

so whip the the ruler out

So...

Can you measure up?

Can you measure up?

Can you measure up?

GET THE RULER OUT!

Can you measure up?

Can you measure up?

Can you measure up?

GET THE RULER OUT!

Can you measure up?

Can you measure up?

Can you measure up?

GET THE RULER OUT!

Can you measure up?

Can you measure up?

Can you measure up?

GET THE RULER OUT!!!

you say you're hard

you're soft as lard

Think you're a man?

Soft as flan!

You think you're tough?

You're mallow fluff

You talk about

Get the ruler out

So...

Did you measure up?

Did you measure up?

Did you measure up?

GET THE RULER OUT!

Did you measure up?

Did you measure up?

Did you measure up?

GET THE RULER OUT!

Did you measure up

Did you measure up?

Did you measure up?

GET THE RULER OUT!

Did you measure up?

Did you measureup?

Did you measure up?

GET THE RULER OUT!!!