Have I Got a Deal for You

Well you look like the kind who's got an eye for a bargain

A kind of guy who likes to shop around

Well I got me this old heart

That I'm putting on the market

And I'll make you a deal you can't turn down

Have I got a deal for you

A heart that's almost like brand new

And I'll let it go so cheap

You'll think you stole it 'fore you're through

Have I got a deal for you

Well you could search the whole world over

And never find another like it

It's got a built in lifetime guarantee

It's a one time only offer

And darling once you've tried it

You're gonna fall in love with it you'll see

Have I got a deal for you

A heart that's almost like brand new

And I'll let it go so cheap

You'll think you stole it 'fore you're through

Have I got a deal for you