He Say May-guacamole

I got a phone call today

from a girl who walked away

But I hung it up before I heard what it was she had to say

Hey say may

Well I drank all day

Damnit I told her

I'm doin' alright

I found a letter buried in my drawer

what it said I'm not quite sure

But it's been so long since you walked out my door, I just don't care anymore

I don't care

Fallin' drunk down the stairs

Damnit I told her

I'm doin' alright

I'm doin' alright

I'm doin' alright, yeah

And nobody's changin' the way that I'm feelin' tonight

'cause I'm doin' alright

Well it must've been twelve months ago

when I found it slipped under my door

But I never read it, I guess I was sore, I don't even know now what for

For the girl next door

Twenty years before

There's cookie crumbs on my floor

I'm doin' alright

And then a moment of weakness it came

then as I looked at her name

I shook my head as I struck a match and I watched it all go up in flames

Up in flames

As I smoke my mary jane

Goddamnit I told her

I'm doin' alright

I'm doin' alright

I'm doin' alright, yeah

and nobody's changin' the way that I'm feelin' tonight

'cause I'm doin' alright

Except for my multiple personalities.

We're doin' alright!